September 12, 2017

Remember Me?

Back in May I mentioned that my life had been an utter ball of chaos, and well, it didn't stop being a ball of chaos. The chaos just snowballed and that's why I haven't been around much. Between traveling, Justin's grandmother passing away, Justin's grandfather moving, my Department Head having cancer and going through chemo, being short staffed at work, losing all of my photos off Photobucket, wedding stuff, etc. I've been stretched pretty thin.

That being said, I'm trying to buck the fuck up (Which is something I tell anyone who complains too much to me about their life problems) and get my shit together. So thank you for baring with me as I try to get back on track. I really appreciate every one of you and all of the support you've shown me over the years.

August 15, 2017

Kristina's Bridal Shower...

As you may or may not know, my younger sister is getting married next month and I am her matron of honor. And because of this privilege she bestowed upon me, it was my job to throw her the bridal shower of her dreams
. Thanks to the financial backing of our mother and her future mother-in-law I was able to pull off a not too shabby shindig, which we threw in the party room of a restaurant here on Long Island for her and her guests to enjoy.
As you can kinda tell, it was your typical wine themed bridal shower with food, drinks, games, silly hats, etc. Plus a beautiful "I Love Lucy" (1951-1957) themed cake that I bought as a present for my Lucille Ball loving sister (FYI - She started to cry when she saw it, I'm really good at making her cry in both good and bad ways).

I don't know what the guests would say but I think I threw one nice ass bridal shower for my sister. And I know that at least she agrees because she called me when she got home and was on the phone with me for almost twenty minutes telling me how much she loved it. Which made me so happy because I put a lot of thought and effort into it for her.

July 31, 2017

Lisa's Baby Shower...

For those of you that may or may not know, my cousin Lisa is pregnant. So this past weekend my sister, mother and I attended her baby shower which was thrown for her by her sister-in-law.

As you can see from the pictures below it was your typical baby shower with food, games, present opening, photo booth props and lots of pink because she is having a girl (Whose name she revealed to us at the end of the party). 
Despite me not being big into things like this (I'm not a fan of showers of any sort and I had Lisa's baby shower this past weekend and I'm throwing my sister a bridal shower this upcoming weekend) I had a really nice time but most importantly, Lisa loved it. So it was a good day.

How do you feel about showers of any sort? Love them? Hate them? Lemme know.

August Photo-A-Day...

Here is the photo-a-day list Fat Mum Slim made for August 2017...
How To Take Part In August Photo-A-Day:     

  • Using the list as inspiration, take a photo each day.     
  • Share it on Instagram or Twitter using the hashtags #FMSphotoaday and #FMSPAD. You can also share on your blog or on Facebook by joining her group.     
  • Check out other people's photos and like them or comment on them.
  • Each day a Fab Four is picked from the photos shared on Instagram for the challenge. It’s four photos that have captured their attention from each prompt. Check the feed @littlemomentsapp to see the photos.

July 28, 2017


Paramount Pictures' theatrical take on the television series Baywatch (1989-1999) is about to come out on Blu-ray, DVD, etc. So I thought that I'd share the official press Blu-ray release, as well as the Red Band trailer with all of you because why not?!
The exciting extended version comes to the beach on August 29, 2017 
in 4K Ultra HD ™ and Blu-ray ™ Combo Packs     

The HD digital format will be available two weeks earlier, on August 15

The "sexy and salacious" (Neil Pond, Parade) and "ridiculously funny" (Rachel Smith, FOX-TV) comedy BAYWATCH makes waves with a new extended version with comic material that was not seen in theaters and format Ultra 4K HD Combo Pack and Blu-ray Combo Pack on August 29, 2017 by Paramount Home Media Distribution. Fans can also dive two weeks before in Digital HD on August 15.  

When a dangerous crime wave hits the beach, the legendary Lt. Mitch Buchannon (Dwayne Johnson, The Fate of the Furious) leads his elite squad of brave lifeguards on a mission to prove you do not need to use a police badge to save the bay. Together with a trio of new recruits which include Olympic exatleta Matt Brody (Zac Efron, Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising), will stop surfing on one side and act as undercover personnel to defeat a vicious entrepreneur (Priyanka Chopra, series TV "Quantico"), whose devious plans threaten the future of the bay.  

4K Ultra HD and Blu-ray Combo Packs Baywatch include both the extended version of the film as it was released theatrically and full of additional material, including interviews with the spectacular cast, a look at the legacy of Baywatch images the scenes behind the phenomenal stunts, as well as deleted and extended scenes. The film also has a Dolby sound * Atmos® band re-mixed specifically for home theater environment in your home and move the audio anywhere in the room, even above.  

Blu-ray Combo Pack
The Blu-ray Baywatch is presented in 1080p high definition with Dolby Atmos English (compatible with Dolby TrueHD), 5.1 Dolby Digital French 5.1 Dolby Digital Spanish 5.1 Dolby Digital in Portuguese and audio description in English and English subtitles, English SDH, French, Spanish and Portuguese. The DVD in the combo pack is presented in widescreen enhanced for 16: 9 TV with Dolby Digital 5.1 English 5.1 Dolby Digital French 5.1 Dolby Digital in Spanish and description of English audio and subtitles in English, French , Spanish and Portuguese. The combo pack includes access to a copy Digital HD version of the film released in theaters as well as the following content:  

  • Extended movie version HD
  • Version of the film released in theaters in high definition 
  • Additional material:  
    • Meet lifeguards  
    • Continue the legacy 
    • Risk and training scenes   
    • Deleted and extended scenes  
  • Version of the film released in theaters in standard definition     
4K Ultra HD Combo Pack 
Baywatch Fans can enjoy the best viewing experience with 4K Ultra HD Combo Pack, which includes the Blu-ray as detailed above, as well as an Ultra HD disc presented in 4K Ultra HD with Dolby Atmos English (compatible with Dolby TrueHD), 5.1 Dolby Digital French 5.1 Dolby Digital Spanish 5.1 Dolby Digital in Portuguese and English audio description and subtitles in English, English SDH, French, Spanish and Portuguese. The Combo Pack also includes access to a copy Digital HD version of the film released in theaters.     

1 DVD Disc
DVD 1 disc comes in enhanced TV 16 widescreen: 9 5.1 Dolby Digital English 5.1 Dolby Digital French 5.1 Dolby Digital and Spanish audio description in English and subtitles in English, French, Spanish and Portuguese. The disc includes the version of the film released in theaters in standard definition.

Genre: Action, Comedy, Drama
Cast: Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, Alexandra Daddario, Priyanka Chopra, Kelly Rohrbach, Jon Bass, Ilfenesh Hadera, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Rob Huebel, Hannibal Buress, Jack Kesy, Oscar Nunez, Amin Joseph, Izabel Goulart, Charlotte McKinney, Belinda Peregrín, Arian Foster, Seth Gordon, David Hasselhoff &Pamela Anderson
Director: Seth Gordon
Writers: Michael Berk, Douglas Schwartz, Gregory J. Bonann, Jay Scherick, David Ronn, Thomas Lennon & Robert Ben Garant
Produced by: Ali Bell
Rated: R

Thoughts? Concerns? Did any of you watch Baywatch (1989-1999) while it was on television? Lemme know!

Lastly, can we just take a moment to appreciate "Gaywatch" featuring Katya & Bob The Drag Queen...

This post was kinda sorta sponsored but I did not receive any compensation.

July 22, 2017

8 Tour | Incubus At Jones Beach...

As you all may or may not know, Incubus is not only my favorite band but my sister's also. So every time they come through New York on tour we go to see them. And as you can probably guess, this was the case this past Wednesday night when they played Jones Beach Theater here on Long Island.
My sister, her fiancé, Nicole and I (And almost everyone we went to high school with apparently according to Facebook and Instagram) went to rock out to Incubus with Jimmy Eat World (Whom I didn't pay attention to until they played "The Middle" and "Sweetness") on their 8 Tour.

As always, Incubus was amazing. They just put on such a great show and are so incredible to watch live -- Trust me I know, I've seen them live eleven times in the past fourteen years. In addition to that, I love going with my sister because we always have a great time no matter what the weather is like (When we saw Incubus with Linkin Park [Can we talk about how incredibly sad it is that Chester Bennington committed suicide?] in 2012 on the Honda Civic Tour, it was so gross outside and we had to wear ponchos but it was still a great time) or whatever else is going on.

For any of you interested, here is the setlist they played that night. I thought it was a good mix of their older hits and newer songs.

Love in a Time of Surveillance
Nimble Bastard
Anna Molly
The Warmth
Wish You Were Here
State of the Art
Pardon Me
Sick Sad Little World
The Original
Make No Sound In The Digital Forest
No Fun
Nice To Know You
Aqueous Transmission

July 13, 2017

Photo Issues...

Unbeknownst to me Photobucket, the website I've been using to host my pictures forever, changed their policy on 3rd party hosting and now I have to go back into probably all of my posts to fix the photos in them. Which obviously does not have me in a good mood, I'm actually pretty fucking angry about it. So as soon as I calm down I'm going to start the task of fixing everything, so I apologize in advance for the appearance of everything. Thank you all in advance for baring with me through this, I will hopefully have everything fixed soon.

June 7, 2017

Closed | Despicable Me 3 Prize Pack Giveaway...

Universal Pictures Despicable Me 3 (2017) is coming to theaters June 30th and in honor of it's release, as well as Father's Day, I'm giving away one (1) Despicable Me 3 prize pack.
Prize Pack Includes:
  • One (1) Mini Clip with Remote Control  
  • One (1) Construx Blind Pack  
  • One (1) Inflatable Beach Ball  
  • One (1) Sticker and Stationary Activity Pack  
  • One (1) Set of Minion Magnets  
  • One (1) Minion Squishy
  • One (1) T-shirt  
  • One (1) Drawstring Bag
Official Website | Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | GruTube | #DespicableMe3 | @HM_comm
The team who brought you Despicable Me and the biggest animated hits of 2013 and 2015, Despicable Me 2 and Minions, returns to continue the adventures of Gru, Lucy, their adorable daughters—Margo, Edith and Agnes—and the Minions.  Despicable Me 3, directed by Pierre Coffin and Kyle Balda, co-directed by Eric Guillon, and written by Cinco Paul & Ken Daurio, will be released in theaters on June 30, 2017. 

The animated film is produced by Illumination’s Chris Meledandri and Janet Healy, and executive produced by Chris Renaud. 

Joining Steve Carell and Kristen Wiig in Despicable Me 3 is Emmy, Tony and Grammy Award winner Trey Parker, co-creator of Comedy Central’s global phenomenon South Park and the Broadway smash The Book of Mormon.  Parker voices the role of villain Balthazar Bratt, a former child star who’s grown up to become obsessed with the character he played in the ‘80s, and proves to be Gru’s most formidable nemesis to date.

Genre: 3D-CG Comedy-Adventure   
Cast: Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Trey Parker, Miranda Cosgrove, Dana Gaier, Nev Scharrel, Steve Coogan, Jenny Slate and Julie Andrews
Directed by: Pierre Coffin & Kyle Balda
Co-Director: Eric Guillon
Writers: Cinco Paul & Ken Daurio
Produced by: Chris Meledandri, Janet Healy
Executive Producer: Chris Renaud
Rated: PG
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June 6, 2017

Little Distractions | Minions Take The Stage Clip...

I don't know about you guys, but sometimes I need a little life distraction (Especially with all the chaos I've been dealing with for the past couple of months). And today's little life distraction was in the form of a clip that was sent to me from Despicable Me 3 (2017), which is coming to theaters June 30th, that just made me smile.

So here's the clip for all of you that need a silly little life distraction...

I know it's super silly but it was cute and it made me smile. And boy did I needed to smile today. It took my mind off of all of the chaos to think about something fun like going to the movies with Toni and the kids, etc.

Did you need a little life distraction today? What was it?

June 4, 2017

Sunday Steal...

1. How Old Do You Look?
People think I'm still in my mid/late twenties and don't think I'm thirty-two.

2. Where Do You Live?

Long Island.

3. Are You Waiting For Something?
To go on vacation to Spain in two weeks.

4. What’s One Pet Peeve Of Yours That Is Not Common?

I don't think I have any unusual pet peeves.

5. Do You Want/Have Kids?
I don't have any children. In terms of wanting them, sometimes I do and other times I don't.

6. Have You Ever Thought About Converting Your Religion?

7. Last Shocking News You Heard?
Family stuff...

8. What Was The Last Thing You Drank?
Wild Cherry Pepsi.

9. Who Do You Most Look Like In Your Family?

People tell me I look like my Abuela... People tell me I look like my mom...

10. If You Could Have Something Right Now, Anything, What Would It Be?

11. Where Does Most Of Your Family Live?
New York.

12. Where Did You Grow Up?
Long Island born and raised.

13. Where Do You Want To Go On Vacation?

14. Have You Ever Had A Panic Attack?

Yes but they aren't something that occur on a regular basis.

15. What Can’t You Wait For?
My trip to Spain in two weeks!

16. When’s The Last Time You Told Someone You Loved Him Or Her & Meant It?

17. Have Your Parents Ever Smoked Pot?

Not my business to say...

18. Want Someone Back In Your Life?


19. What Do You Order At The Bar?
I'm a basic college bitch at heart and I order amaretto sours, which Day hates. Or hard ciders with shots of Fireball.

20. When Was The Last Time You Cried Really, Really Hard?

I honestly don't remember.

21. What Are Your Nicknames?
Not telling...

22. What Is Your Favorite Thing To Eat With Peanut Butter?
Apples but I could totally have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich right now.

23. Where Were You On July 4th, 2008?
Probably hanging out with my friends and Justin. If you would have asked about July 4th, 2009 I could have told you exactly what I was doing.

24. If You Could Go Forward In Time, How Far Forward Would You Go?
Two weeks... Can you tell that I really want to go on my vacation?

25. If You Could Go Back In Time, How Far Back Would You Go?

Like back in my time line? Back as far as I want to go not in my time line?

June 2, 2017

This Just Pinned: Week One Hundred & Sixty...

Here the highlights of my last few weeks pinning...
(via: Roses, Bel Air)

 (via: Pinterest)
(via: Zaful)
(via: Bees & Roses)
(via: Pinterest)
(via: Pinterest)

As always if you want to see what else I have up on Pinterest you can check out my account here.

June 1, 2017

Month In Review: May 2017...

♥ Seeing Hamilton: An American Musical for a second time on Broadway with Justin.
♥ Going to Las Vegas for my sister's bachelorette party.
♥ Spending Mother's Day with my family and then with Toni & Day's family.
♥ Attending "Favorite Page #2's" wedding.
♥ Trying Dole Whip for the first time.
♥ My sister's surprise 30th birthday party.
♥ Having random breakfast and lunch dates with Toni.
♥ Planning things to do while in Colorado for Phil's bachelor party in August.
♥ Spending a lazy Sunday brunching and drinking wine at the vineyard with my friends.
♥ Getting beach passes for the season.
Forgotten Photos From My iPhone: Brooklyn Street Art
Remember Me? | Chaotic Mini Life Update
Adventures In Asia | The Other Half Of Our Trip


♥ Talking With Chris Hardwick (2017 - Present)♥
♥ Charles Manson: A Life Of Scandal (2016) ♥
♥ Bong Appétit (2016 - Present) ♥
♥ BBQ Rig Race (2017 - Present) ♥

"Alex and Eliza: A Love Story" by Melissa de la Cruz

May 31, 2017

Adventures In Asia | The Other Half Of Our Trip...

Back in October I posted about mine and Justin's trip to Japan and Hong Kong (Which you can read about here), and I very much so meant to post the second half of our trip after that post but it honestly sucked all of the life out of me trying to remember all of the things that we did throughout the course of our trip and it just didn't happen. So I figured since we are going to Spain in a few weeks that I should really post about the other half of our trip from last year -- Hey, better eight months later than never?

Friday September 2nd, 2016 -- Nara
We woke up early to take a day trip over to Nara to visit the deer and Tōdai-ji temple, which was one of the things I was looking most forward to when we booked our trip.
After being attacked by deer (I have THE BEST video up on my Instagram of Justin being assaulted by a bunch of deer wanting his deer cookies) and seeing the biggest Buddha either of us has ever seen, we walked over to the Nara National Museum for a snack (Which was a recommendation from one of the program providers that we use at the library) of Japanese pancakes.
Eventually we made it back to our Airbnb to just relax.

Saturday September 3rd, 2016 -- Kōya-san
After checking out of the Airbnb we took the trek up to Kōya-san (Which it the center of Shingon Buddhism), where we stayed at Ekoin Temple with monks overnight. While we were there we learned Ajikan meditation, ate Syojin Ryori (Buddhist vegetarian cuisine) and took a night tour of the Okunoin Cemetery.
Sunday September 4th, 2016 -- Osaka
Before leaving Koyasan, we went to the morning service and goma fire ritual at the temple. Then we went for a day time walk in the Okunoin Cemetery, which is eerily beautiful.
After we had our fill at the cemetery we headed to Osaka, checked into the Airbnb and headed to Hanshin Koshien Stadium to visit the museum and see a Japanese baseball game (Which was the main reason we went to Japan during the hottest time of the year).
I honestly don't remember much about the game, aside from the fact that it kinda reminded me of a low budget Brooklyn Cyclones game but with a balloon release during the seventh inning.

Monday September 5th, 2016 -- Osaka
We spent the day wandering around Dōtombori–dori to see the famous Glico Man sign, eating ramen and window shop before going to check out the Pokémon Center (The Pokémon Go was still a thing while we were there, so we had to stop by). While we were there Phil sent out a big group text saying that Rob proposed to him, which Justin and I thought was a prank for a whole 24 hours after.
After being underwhelmed by the Pokémon Center and confused by Phil's text, we decided to visited Ōsakajō (Osaka Castle) for a little bit and I honestly don't remember what we did for the rest of the day.
Tuesday September 6th, 2016 -- Osaka
This happened to be our two year wedding anniversary, and we started off our day by visiting Isshin-ji, also known as "temple of Buddha statues made of dead people's bones" (Basically the place has a mausoleum of Buddha statues that are made of people's bones, it's apparently a thing).
When we were done there we decided to head over to the Osaka Aquarium Kaiyukan because Justin loves aquariums. Unfortunately we picked a day where there were a lot of class visits, but we still had a nice time.
While we were in the area we contemplated riding the Ferris Wheel, but we decided it was too hot to do it. So we went and played a quick game of Luigi's Mansion at the arcade then went across the street to this pizzeria called Kuma Kafe run by this bad ass Australian dude and his wife.
After lunch we decided to head back to the Airbnb to shower and relax before figuring out what we'd do in the evening to celebrate our anniversary.

We ended up deciding on this Italian restaurant called Alto Tritone, where the chef made all of the pasta from scratch (It's actually what inspired me once I got home to start making all of my own pasta). Can I tell you, it was some of the best pasta I have ever had in my entire life.

After dinner we headed across the street to the Umeda Sky Building (A floating garden observatory) to check out the view, have a few drinks and just hang out on our last night in Japan.
Wednesday September 7th, 2016
The majority of this day ended up being a travel day. We were scheduled to fly from Osaka to Hong Kong around 11:00am but our flight ended up being delayed forever. Thankfully we didn't actually have anything planned for that day, so it wasn't like we were missing anything in Hong Kong.
Eventually we made it to Hong Kong and our hotel (The hotels and the Airbnbs were priced very similarly, so we opted for a hotel). Once we settled in we did a quick Trip Advisor search and found a highly rated buffet, The Market at Hotel Icon, and went to stuff our faces at one of the best buffets I have ever been to. Then wandered around a little bit before heading back to the hotel.

Thursday September 8th, 2016 -- Hong Kong
This was the morning we discovered N1 Coffee & Co. which would end up being our go to breakfast spot during our time in Hong Kong and where we would try to figure out what we were going to do for the day because we kinda went to Hong Kong without a game plan. Our time in Japan was so scheduled, so we wanted Hong Kong to be a bit more relaxed.
On this day we decided to check out the Hong Kong Museum of History because it was raining and it was something to do indoors.
By the time we were done at the museum it had cleared up a bit, so we headed to the tram that takes you to Victoria Peak to see if we might be able to get a glimpse of the view of Hong Kong and the harbor from the peak.

Unfortunately when we first got to the top it was extremely foggy out, so we went down to one of the restaurants in the building for lunch. While we were eating the sun decided to come out, so when we finished we went back up to The Sky Terrace entrance and annoyed the lady until she let us back up.
After snapping a bunch of pictures we headed back down and back to the hotel to rest before going out for a super nice dinner at Hutong, a restaurant that overlooks the harbor that you can see A Symphony of Lights (A nightly light show on the harbor which starts at 8:00pm and lasts for about 13 minutes) from.

When we were done with dinner we just went for a little walk (Which I believe is when I caught my Farfetch'd in Pokémon Go -- Don't judge me!) and someone asked us if we wanted to buy cocaine (As you walk past shops in Hong Kong people call out things like "Custom suit! Suits! Designer handbags!" and so on, that night someone shouted "Cocaine!" which took me aback as I was walking past and is now a joke Justin and I have) before heading back to the hotel.

Friday September 9th, 2016 -- Hong Kong
Honestly, I cannot remember what the hell we did during the day, but I do remember dinner. For dinner we went to this fantastic restaurant called The Salted Pig (Months later, I still think about the food we had that night) and then wandered around by the harbor, where we watched A Symphony of Lights again, then we found the Bruce Lee statue where Justin decided to take shirtless pictures in the pose the statue was in (I will spare you from those photos) before heading back to the hotel.
While we were at the hotel I saw a Facebook post from my sister's boyfriend's brother saying that he was getting a sister with a picture of him being a creep behind my sister and his brother that magically disapeared two minutes later. So I spent an hour trying to call my sister to see if she was engaged. Eventually she called me on her boyfriend's phone and told me that they were indeed engaged. So two couples got engaged while we were away.

Saturday September 10th, 2016 -- Hong Kong
At this point in our trip we really didn't have any set plans. We contemplated going to see the Tian Tan Buddha (Also known as the Big Buddha) and the Po Lin Monastery, but I told Justin there was no way in hell I was walking up 268 steps to see another Buddha once I realized how many steps I would have to climb in the rain. So I asked him if he wanted to go to Hong Kong Disneyland, since he loves Disney he was all about it and we hopped on a train to head there.
Unlike Tokyo Disneyland, EVERYONE spoke English at Hong Kong Disneyland. So that made for an easier time.

Despite being rainy out, we had a great time and thought it was a great last day in Hong Kong.

Sunday September 11th, 2016
Justin and I spent almost twenty hours traveling from Hong Kong International Airport to Narita International Airport in Tokyo (Where we had a tiny layover before hopping on a sweet BB8 plane, with a Yoda in first class) to John F Kennedy International Airport in New York.
It was a long trip but such an incredible one. I would love to go back to Japan in the future.

NOTE: Thank God for the fact that I love to check into places on Facebook, that Justin makes very detailed Google Spreadsheets with our itineraries and for my love of Instagram or I wouldn't have been able to figure out when we did what we did.